Sometimes, you need that statement to be inexplicable.
These goggles are for those times.
I sculpt and paint all of my goggles by hand. The base goggles are made of metal and are imported from Germany. I sculpt the exteriors using a temperature and water-resistant epoxy-based resin. The goggles pictured are representative, and the ones you receive will vary slightly from the images (though you probably wouldn't be able to tell).
Unless otherwise noted, the lens covers unscrew, and lenses are removable and replaceable with any standard 50mm lens.